09
Jul
Final Mile Delivery
July 9th.
“What’re you doing?”
“I’m in the back of a Waymo…”
“With the way everything’s been
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08
Jul
Sport Chrono
Banana Pudding.
Hop Water.
Aethos.
Spicy Boys.
It’s July 8th.
I’m sitting here at Zilker eating some nuggets,
2 min read
07
Jul
Recreational Active Vehicle
Coming to you live from an Uber.
The rear seats are folded flat in this cherry red RAV4 with tan
1 min read
06
Jul
The Bee's Knees
July 6th.
Monday Morning.
Eggs. Oatmeal.
Monday morning’s eggs are usually not my best work, but today we’ve
1 min read
05
Jul
Hold The Anchovies
July 5th.
I woke up with Memories by David Guetta & Kid Cudi playing in my head.
The latest I’
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05
Jul
FTP
July 4th, 2026.
Independence Day.
Waning Gibbous in Pisces.
Today I pulled the Sun.
A day that ends with me
4 min read
03
Jul
Sirius (9 Canis Major)
July 3rd.
Eight of Cups.
Waning gibbous in Aquarius.
What may happen is that after so long being told what
02
Jul
"I got the perfect song for the kids to sing"
July 2nd.
Eight of Swords.
Waning Gibbous in Aquarius.
Everybody wanted to know what I would do if I didn’
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01
Jul
New World Order
July 1st.
The Emperor.
Waning Gibbous
“Well what’d we learn today class?”
1. A new rule – If I say
30
Jun
Two Extra Biscuits
“Just remember what happens on earth stays on earth, we gon put it in reverse.”
Ahhhh
This is the first
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